Everybody has an excuse or a reason for when things don't work out the way they are meant to go. We all try to blame someone for when the sh1t hits the fan. You don't need a reason though, do you? After all your job is enough reason for anything that goes wrong.
Whats Your Excuse
Of course we all just making a joke and having a laugh, but still, make sure everyone knows you have a legitimate reason for when things don't work out the way there are meant to.